Dear Everyone Who is a Parent,
I’m baby-siting my nieces and, therefore, watching Sprout.
I have questions.
1. Why did these seemingly regular ass white people name their son Kyu? (Is that how it is spelled?) They named his baby sister Rosie. He lost.
2. Why doesn’t he have any hair? He’s not a newborn or an old man. His sister and parents have hair.
3. Why does he sound like a grown woman when he talks?
4. Why doesn’t he know anything? For his vocabulary to be so large and his speech pattern to be so advanced, he seems to have so many questions about basic stuff in life.
He seems weird. He will probably live in his parents basement until the Armageddon. Is he any good for kids?
Love,
Sabrina (without kids, obvi)
Dear Everyone... Love, Sabrina 
He’s also pretty whiney, which has led to plenty of whiney kids. That show is not longer an option for my nieces….esp after they started sounding like him!