Go shorty, it’s (almost) my birthday.

Dearest Friends and Family,

Please do NOT text me on my birthday on Saturday, May 24, 2014.*

I love you all and I will really enjoy reading your well wishes here on Facebook and maybe even through email. But pretty please do not send me any greetings on my real phone.**

When I leave the USA, texts cost money and I am spending my 33rd birthday in Honduras. I want to feel loved, but I want to feel loved for free.

Please try not to be jealous and also try not to text me until Tuesday when I return.

Love,
Sabrina (who is almost 33)

*This applies to this year only.
**If you have the iPhone number, feel free to message away.